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Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.
"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"
mugGet the Band Kidmug.

sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.
by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024
mugGet the sephora kidmug.

Kid

An annoying little shit But cute as hell and for some reason their mom almost always loves them
The kids are bending all of our forks and spoons ripping open flower bags throwing stuff out windows and peeing on the toilet seat again!
by Doggo man May 6, 2020
mugGet the Kidmug.

boss's kid

A kid that is the son/daughter of the owner of a good sized company or corporation. He or she typically rebels and fights the system. Whether it be protests, careless living, tattoos, drugs, etc.

The also typically use douche bag terms or phrases.
"Good thing you are the boss's kid!! Wink wink ;)"
by pps_reachout March 14, 2014
mugGet the boss's kidmug.

I eat kids

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by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022
mugGet the I eat kidsmug.

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
mugGet the I have granted kids to hellmug.

Cool kid

"hey cool kid >:"
by gh0stgay February 15, 2021
mugGet the Cool kidmug.

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