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Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with
You might not want to touch that cum blanket
by User7372649 January 6, 2021
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Cum lumps

When a salad is tossed so hard that your cum glands over react cause cum lumps in your ankles.
Sara tossed my salad so hard it gave me Cum Lumps.
by Cum lumper May 27, 2019
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cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.
"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"
by wildman_69 October 24, 2023
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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom
So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.
by Mikool77 January 17, 2025
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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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