Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
by Xrayted May 24, 2019
When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth
by Monkeyman132 January 07, 2022
when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.
"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"
by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021
by Ryan3000 January 27, 2018
When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.
by Partsguru13 March 02, 2018
She's chill; she burns down
by Thoringerveer August 04, 2021