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Ground Ball

When a man and a woman decide to have sex and said woman is a v-sit position. The man attempts to screw her while she is sitting. While thrusting, said man's balls come in contact with the floor.
My girlfriend sat on the floor while I screwed her. My balls uncomfortably scraped against the floor resulting in a ground ball.
by Jonathan B. April 6, 2007
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hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.
by Richie January 27, 2004
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"Balls-deep in Groucho"

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
by LDR November 9, 2006
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Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted
guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)
by mick buchey December 25, 2008
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bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.
by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006
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ice the ball wagon

When performing oral sex on a man, the person performing the act has a piece of ice in their mouth.
Man, I've never seen anyone ice the ball wagon quite like Sally has.
by 49erKiller June 23, 2007
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Lost his balls

A derogatory term meaning:
1. When a dude lets others humiliate him without reprisal.
2. When a man allows someone to take his dignity (especially a woman).
3. When a man just gives up, or doesn't try anymore.
4. When a man loses everything in a divorce.
1. He just let them threat him like that, and just stood there and took it. He sure lost his balls.
2. Man, he sure lost his balls. His woman doesn't let him make any decisions. She's running the place.
3. He just dropped the bat in the middle of the game and quit for good. He really lost his balls.
4. She took him for everything. He even lost his balls.
by LaughinJack July 11, 2011
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