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by ekf;l sdakn,wesegds February 10, 2022
Get the Deez Nuts mug.Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
Get the The Nut-Paradox mug.Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.
by whackamole69 September 7, 2021
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by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate Covered Nuts mug.Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021
Get the Deez nuts mug.Anyone who makes deez nuts jokes, especially all the time, are really fun to hang out with and are always the life of the party. They don't like being put on the spot despite the fact that they're very social. They're loved by many and even though they're fun and lively, behind the scenes, they're really insecure and sad, so if you ever see a person who makes deez nuts jokes all the time, ask them if they're doing okay!
Sam: hey there's something on your chin
Bailey: Really, What?
Sam: deez nuts on your chin!
Bailey: You always do that!
Bailey: Really, What?
Sam: deez nuts on your chin!
Bailey: You always do that!
by Sp4de September 14, 2021
Get the Deez nuts mug.When you take your date out to Olive Garden more than 3 times in a week and then cum in their mouth.
by Dropflux September 15, 2021
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