Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

Cum

Cum is a sticky white substance it is also called sperm

Amy: Ahh~ bae your cum is so good I want it in mee! Jack:Cums in pussy

by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023

Cum

The jizzle put in the frizzle for spicy sizzle : cum

I did a cum up

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

Cum cum

White pee

Bro I cum cummed last night, it was crazy

by WaffleBoi111 January 20, 2022

Cum Throat

To have phlegm and mucus in one's throat, especially after eating or drinking.

"I have major cum throat right now from that milkshake."

by BadBitchesClub September 7, 2023

Cum Jockey

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.

Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week

by Horse Tranquilizer Guy April 5, 2024

Pegged with cum

When a girl cums inside of your ass while pegging you. Requires tools. However very enjoyable. The girl enjoys overpowering her man and releasing her fluids down his butt. It’s also enjoyable for the guy.

The girl makes the man her bitch while pegging him with her squirt

Me: Have you tried getting pegged with cum?

Friend: yes

Me: how is it?

Friend: amazing. now we get to cum in each others ass and enjoy each other fully. I enjoy keeping her cum in my butt too.

Me: that’s cool

Friend: yep. It feels she is impregnating me too

by Rando53356 December 13, 2024