What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Tim Time

Tim Time is like a black hole where things like reality and being on time get lost.

I'm in Tim Time right now. Don't bother me.

by way3 August 15, 2021

Timed drawing test

Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key

Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test

by DankDestroyer5454 October 19, 2016

time of the month

the time during which a woman or girl has her period; an occurrence of menstruation.

"they assume that if I am upset about anything, it must be my time of the month"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020