Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant

*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids

by anonymous July 18, 2024

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

cum cheemus

monke yes
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Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus

by AvemPistris December 3, 2020

cum

cum is a slang word for semen or sperm

"When i masturbate I cum and have a orgasm."

by hitlerisgay69 January 21, 2022

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 2, 2021

Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm

My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king

by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021