Dirty Cinimod

You shove your dick far up in the vagina that your break your dick

Guy: imma about to perform the Dirty Cinimod on you

Woman: what? Fine

Guy: ouch I broke my dick. Somebody take me to the ER please

by dongsqueeze September 6, 2021

Dirty Sneeze

An unexpected sneeze that causes a woman to queef and discharge a mixture of blood and man juice!!

It was the best sex ever till my aunt flow dirty sneezed on me!

by dirty sneezer August 14, 2010

Dirty Kenton

A Bad ass Marine with a big dick

Now that one hell of a dirty kenton

by Devildogg1980 November 1, 2019

dirty cressida

A dirty cressida does not exist because all Cressida are beautiful and clean and does not sin

They is no such thing as a dirty cressida

by Flattittys March 2, 2020

dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.

"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012

Dirty JP

When you do your skincare routine with your own semen

i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'

by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023

Dirty Max

When you are at the mall with your friends and your bud Max starts humping every anime poster at the theaters.

Your a dirty max

by Dirty_69 December 7, 2022