by your my cheese February 9, 2022
Get the the cheesemug. "greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
Get the simp cheesemug. by WwIhTtkM May 22, 2022
Get the Cheese on a Stickmug. cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs
by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023
Get the Cheesemug. someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.
by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017
Get the cheeky cheesemug. The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
Get the Mayonnaise, cheese, and hammug. by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020
Get the Cheese burgermug.