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simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps
"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
mugGet the simp cheesemug.

Cheese on a Stick

A derogatory phrase describing someone with aids. Specifically men.
“Have you been hanging with Nic?”
You know he’s a cheese on a stick?”
by WwIhTtkM May 22, 2022
mugGet the Cheese on a Stickmug.

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs
*someone eats cheese and dies*
by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023
mugGet the Cheesemug.

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.
damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)
by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017
mugGet the cheeky cheesemug.

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
mugGet the Mayonnaise, cheese, and hammug.

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!
Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.
by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020
mugGet the Cheese burgermug.

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