What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

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What noooooo

Why you’re trying to lie so you whip out a what nooooo

Did you unload a world war 2 bomb in the bathroom again “what noooooo”

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

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What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

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what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

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What’s the skiv?

another saying for “what’s going on?” or “what’s the tea?” or “give me the scoop”
skiv= tea, gossip, stories, scandals, hearsay, buzz, tittle-tattle, et cetera.

julia: hey friends

gwen: what’s the skiv?
alex: yeah! what’s the skiv?
chris: spill the skiv!

by littlebitofskiv May 26, 2021

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