Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Jack

Jack= no bitches
You have a friend that can't pull bitches? They are a jack

Guy 1 : Damn, why doesn't any girl talk to him, he looks so lonely!
Guy 2 : Oh he's a jack. Don't worry about it
Guy 1 : Those Jack are hopeless smh

by LP_MaxTan0525 July 23, 2022

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

jack and smack

Smacking your enemy in the face with your cum

After pissing home of he jack and smack the road rage drive

by J.olson27 February 1, 2021

jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016

Jack Dempster

The sexiest man from Massachusetts who’s an upcoming pornstar signed by bang bros he also features on a tape with Ray J and Kim K.

Gerald: Have you guys seen Jack Dempster’s new tape with Lana Rhodes?

Ben: Yes it’s amazing!

by Kingcok7765 September 12, 2022