Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

Hear girl in red

If you say you hear girl in red, you're coming out as a lesbian woman.

"I do hear girl in red, iykyk"

"Ohhh, so you're gay"

by theyrenotseparateditsahiatus December 25, 2020

Red

Very very very very very very cute and very very very very very wholesome person who will also bully someone

Red is so wholesome
Red is a big bully
Red is a cutie

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 7, 2020

Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.

Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*

by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024

Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019

Red ivory

Ivory that has been poached or trafficked though illegal or immoral methods. The implication is that the product has been figuratively stained with the blood of protected animals or law enforcement officials who have been the victims of smugglers. “Blood diamonds” is a comparable term.

Portuguese customs officials seized 2 kilos of red ivory shipped from North Africa.

by Liam Yu April 18, 2010