Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 16, 2015

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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet

Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022

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Argentinian knuckle monkey

It is the postion during by intercourse while having your hands on the ground with your penis in the air doing a back bridge. The woman who is participating will be jumping up and down on top while you try and have enough strength to hold yourself up. The girl has to be Black and Argentinian

Yo bob, me and Shaniqua are going to try the Argentinian knuckle monkey when we get home.

by Gangster gamer November 25, 2024

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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 07, 2022

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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.

IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON

by penis38485 February 13, 2025

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