jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.

Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite

by jack podbury August 21, 2021

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jack young

An insanely sexy person with a probability of being taller than others by miles. Height and penis length. Jack young is a well knowing person and can help out in a lot of situations. He is a good guy in general, ladies who have one of these men in your life don’t let him go. He’s a keeper.

Person 1: Hey look it’s that cute boy you like

Person 2: Yea he’s Jack young he’s sexy

Person 1: Yea

by appleaapplea March 29, 2021

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Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

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Jack

A Jack will be the best damn friend you ever have, and you wont even know it. He is as honest and direct as they ever have and ever will come. A Jack will always be there for you, and will casually treat your relationship with utmost importance, without making things weird. He loves nature and the outdoors, and he can be very proud. If you get him going about something he is passionate about, you'll have a helluva time stopping him. His filter is long due for a replacement, and he wont hesitate to speak his mind, but it doesnt matter, cause anything he has to say is kind and typically worth hearing. It's hard to get serious with him, but not impossible, and he knows when it's time to get real. If Jack translated to anything, it would be True Friend.

Kent: "Shit man, did you here Jack took a bullet for Cody!?"
Jeremy:"Damn, I hope he's ok. But I cant say that's unexpected, knowing Jack."

by Jermdaworm August 1, 2021

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