"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

RHM: "Let's go! we won the match, we're actually the best trio fr"
Nae Nae: "Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!
Ollie Mollie: ...ok buddy
Nae Nae: "Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!
Ollie Mollie: ...ok buddy
by Ray H. M. November 21, 2023

Sex Position
The man must install a pulley system operated by a third party. He is then lowered into the woman who is position and ready to receive him while in a handstand. During his decent, he must grab her ankles and bend her knees. While he is successfully in her, she must walk on both hands for the entire duration of intercourse.
The man must install a pulley system operated by a third party. He is then lowered into the woman who is position and ready to receive him while in a handstand. During his decent, he must grab her ankles and bend her knees. While he is successfully in her, she must walk on both hands for the entire duration of intercourse.
by RebeccaNewman September 16, 2022

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

Drinking alcoholic beverages as a young piglet would suckle from the teet of his mother aka suckling pig
by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

A more popular thing to do on TV than saying what was really going through your mind at the time to make yourself sound more human to your audience.
Armed Civilian- I knew if I said I shot that no good, thieving, bluegum nigger for being in the wrong place at the right time on TV that I would get beat up or possibly killed (or stabbed in such a way that it wasn't fatal) as soon as I got back to my jail cell so I said I thought he was robbing the empty house at the construction site down the street and planned on breaking down and crying nstead, that seemed like a smarter, more humane thing to do to me (even though my humane side wasn't there with me that day, my racist alter ego was the only one home).
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

When shooting down in NHL 2007 for X-Box 360, often when trying to shoot the player would dump the puck into the corner or just hold onto the puck to long.
by Murphness February 26, 2007
