Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014
Get the monkey pigeonmug. Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
Get the Textbook Monkeymug. The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. 
A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022
Get the Monkey fuckermug. 