Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.

It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.

by Mick E P August 11, 2021

Tim Time

Tim Time is like a black hole where things like reality and being on time get lost.

I'm in Tim Time right now. Don't bother me.

by way3 August 15, 2021

No Tik Time

When you do not have time for tik tok because you are living life.

Did you see that tik tok post?
No, no tik time for me

by Smithy Word August 17, 2021

Fart in time

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.

Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.

by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021

Summer garbage time

A condition when the final weeks of summer are comprised mostly of rain or other poor weather, limiting the ability for people to perform outside activities. Condition commonly occurs in the Northeastern US. During summer garbage time, most people will give up on summer activities such as going to the pool and start stocking up on pumpkin-spiced food items.

The forecast is for rain and clouds all of next week and through Labor Day weekend. It looks like we’re in summer garbage time.

by Rick Cunningham August 19, 2021