tootle bag

tootle bag.

noun.

a man or woman who speaks in such a way that it sounds as if a fart is escaping their mouth as they speak.

eth maxis are such tootle bags

by ethmaxismad December 20, 2021

Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department

damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome

by gigasquiga January 17, 2025

Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl

Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick

by Purple8InchCock88812 April 27, 2017

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 06, 2005

Dyker bag

A bag that a dyke carries at all times which contains all her "special instruments"

Big Joan never forgets her dyker bag when she goes out on the town

by Errordelete86 April 05, 2022

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 05, 2024

Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.

"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"

by Market Cap May 20, 2025