by JimBobJr! March 20, 2020
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Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
Get the Urban Dickmug. A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)
Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.
Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
by Acolyte of the tallest snek November 5, 2022
Get the He is the urban dictionarymug. A word that has been Urbanized has a different definition, which could lead other people to miss use it.
Person 1: "Gay means someone loves animals"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020
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