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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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“time”

A word that people who play osu! use and (usually) ritually send it at 7:27 a.m. or p.m. like the little goblins they are. Depending on the extent of their mental illness, they may start saying “time” at random points throughout the day because their brain was damaged enough to forget the point of it.
osu! Player: “Time”

Normal Person: “Shut the fuck up its 11:53 p.m. you headass.”
by honeyfan October 29, 2021
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shake dat ass time

Shake dat ass time or SDAT is when it’s time for all the girls to shake they ass. If you ain’t shaking that ass then you better get to steppin.
Dudes: Yo, it’s shake dat ass time!
DJ: *plays back that ass up by juvenile *
by ECoolin' May 6, 2021
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Lux demon time

Any time of the day. The demon named Lux is always ready to play aka fuck around. Fuck the original demon time definition.
by Lux Eugene February 10, 2023
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Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.
by deksper January 7, 2019
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Actor Time

Artful procrastination, typically in the style of an actor intentionally delaying or prolonging a cue so as to build dramatics tension. Usually unsuccessful. Unusually just annoying.
That last scene was SO INTENSE! I couldn't wait to see what he said next.

Yeah, perfect use of actor time.
by BergensMom May 11, 2021
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