Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.

“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”

by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

winter-time

Refers to da extra hours dat you get during da end-of-da-year season for sleeping, hobbies. indoor leisure-activities, etc., due to its often being too chilly and/or dark outside to preform da mundane-drudgery tasks dat you'd otherwise feel obliged to do while da weather was milder and there were more hours of daylight.

Having extra winter-time to relax and recreate is all well and good, but da problem wid dat is dat da tasks dat you would ordinarily have performed during those colder/darker months will still hafta be completed eventually, and so you will therefore have additional arduous/tedious "spring tasks" to grumble/wheeze through come warmer weather.

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.

You better get the butter, time is a thief.

by 22AndJew May 29, 2017

It Was One Time

It Was One time
IWOT

Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"

(...But was it really?)

"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"

"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"

"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"

"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."

by Amanders Lee January 5, 2018

ES timing

Being extremely late to any event, to the point you question how a person can even be late. The term was popularised by ES.

1- ‘why are they taking so long to arrive?’
2- It’s ES timing.

by anonymous July 19, 2024

give Trump time brooooo

When you are a Trump supporter and claimed Trump will bring down the price of eggs to $2 a dozen, gas to $1 a gal, end the war in Ukraine, make peace in Gaza, and solve ever other problem day 1 of his 2nd presidency... but then days, months, and years go by without anything getting fixed. Your only other option to say you regret voting for Trump is to "give Trump time brooooo"

Rational person- Hey man, eggs are $10 right now and gas is $6... I thought Trump was lowering the price of goods?
MAGA voter- give Trump time brooooo
Rational person- You do realize it is June 7, 2026 and Trump has been in office for over 18 months right?
MAGA voter- give him some more time broooooooo
Rational person- Ukraine, Gaza, no tips on tips, no tax on overtime... nothing has been done to improve our lives
MAGA voter- broooo he is playing 4D chess! He needs another 4 or 8 years to fix Biden's mess! TRUMP 2028! 2032!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 28, 2025