penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

Penis

Touch my penis

Can you touch my penis

by Wtf is this May 15, 2021

Penis

I put cameras in your room. Your lying on your bed searching up “penis” on urban dictionary because you have nothing to do

Who’s the clown now 🤡?

Grow a penis and play Minecraft

by loser._. October 14, 2019

small penis

something that sami knows

“Hey im sami i have a small penis”

by loltitswhatomgyes November 21, 2021

Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018