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Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Steamermug.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Slut Monkey

Billi joSingh
Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
by Jdidhd December 3, 2019
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Chunky Monkey

A chunky monkey is when you shove a banana in a fat chicks ass and she shits it out in your mouth.
Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks
by Cookingwithpoo September 26, 2021
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