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Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
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Jack Song

THis mother fucker is braindead and loves stroking cock. His tight asshole can somehow fit 20 cocks because of how big of a whore he is. The most inocnic aspect of his personality is 4/10,
by Jack Song is a faggot October 8, 2021
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Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."
by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018
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spicy jack

A spicy jack is the act of performing analingus after eating hot peppers, so the recipient experiences a tingling sensation on their anus.
"Took my chick to chipotle and got a grande burrito with refried beans jalapeños and extra cheese. Later that night I gave her a spicy jack and had her like 'ay caramba' all night"
by Spicy Jack September 16, 2017
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Jack

no one likes this guy. hes THAT guy. he's kind of a bozo. no friends. he's also tall as fuck for no apparent reason. also no parents
"Jack is kinda of a bozo" -Collin 2021
"Why is jack so fucking tall?" -Aiden 2022
by TeJaquel April 8, 2022
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Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form
by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020
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Jack

Jack is a heavily autistic spastic with a small willy, very bad tourettes, and will hit you because of his shame of his tiny cock
by Nvvfefbjuee December 12, 2023
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