fight me lil bitch

When a lil bitch wanna fight and you gotta throw down

Ok come on and fight me lil bitch

by Eljose72 April 4, 2016

Dropped me the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.

Man, that strawberry mescaline bar really dropped me the fuck off.

by Rawohxela420 January 21, 2018

My sister told me that

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.

"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"

by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010

Clean me up, Thotty

When your girl's on top and you pull out, finishing on your stomach, shout this to make her clean it up. A reference to Star Treks popular phrase "Beam me up, Scotty".

*cum noise* oh shit there's cum in my belly button, CLEAN ME UP, THOTTY!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says

Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie

by franklyned June 10, 2014

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011