booping time

Slang for 8:30 am on a Sunday

what time do you need to be up to go to the hair dresser’s tomorrow?
Close to booping time

by gray_falcon July 1, 2023

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

griddy time

Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.

The Mariner’s game was so boring we took some “griddy time” out on the moose.

by Jason Vane July 25, 2022

magic peepee time

A great way to refer to sexual relations with a narcissistic man (while roasting him)

Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol

by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Story Time

Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)

1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."

2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.

1. "Story time, get on the rug."

2. "Story time, my emotion non-clickbait journey. Super emotional."

by adnaus March 18, 2023

Wholesome Time

A period of time usually at night from 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. in which everyone gets comfy to talk about wholesome things after getting their asses whooped at work.

“Hey, can we have wholesome time?”
“Bro, totally. I’m bigtired.”

by delanya666 December 19, 2018