It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
Get the It's your kidsmug. by amaziing.angella February 7, 2018
Get the kook kidmug. Stray Kids is a South Korean boy band formed by JYP Entertainment through the 2017 reality show of the same name. The group is composed of eight members: Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin, and I.N.
by slaykids May 19, 2023
Get the Stray Kidsmug. The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
Get the Short kidsmug. a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
Get the sephora kidmug. Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
Get the But I don't threaten kids though!mug. Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
Get the Mary’s kidsmug.