DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

To do a Cunado

The act to meet a girl, leave your country and have a baby in less than 6 weeks

Did you hear about Bernard? He made a Cunado again but this time in Brazil !

To do a Cunado

by Firenz March 5, 2022

I'd do that all day

When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time

Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022

Doing a Sandy

Have a great transformation looks-wise; a glow-up. Inspired by "Grease" and Sandy's look in the "You're The One That I Want" scene.

I'll be doing a Sandy tonight. I need to look amazing for my date.

by scottpenelope May 11, 2021

Don’t do that!!

The iconic saying by kalina’s dad

Kalina: *puts the screw in the TV wrong*
Kalina’s: Don’t do that!!

by Ava poop May 12, 2021

Do do

do do

I do what I do do

by Dindune May 13, 2021