Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017

blindy mcblind face

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck

My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt

by My dad in a can November 13, 2017

Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.

Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

culo cagao face

The condition of resting duckface on a person who believes themselves better than others. Someone who looks as if he/she is constantly smelling a fart in their immediate vicinity. Que como to' le 'pe'ta.

Yo, can I be real? That lady with the culo cagao face me cai como un purgante.

by elprofe316 January 26, 2017

Face Coin Bank

A Face Coin Bank is a bank that looks like a face. It’s extremely weird and unsettling. It just swallows coins.

😂Hahaha did you see the Face Coin Bank yet? Man, it’s so weird!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021