No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.

Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

mun dos

The word originated in California tuner car culture. It’s meaning is very similar to ricer, except there are some differences. ‘Mun dos’ is borrowed from a broadcast TV program on a Spanish channel, called Mun Dos. This program would showcase Latin import tuner car culture with ricey Hondas, hideously modified with huge spoilers, extreme body kits, but with no significant engine modifications. Many of the cars had huge banners on their front windshields that said Honda.

Some mun dos cars include:
• body kits
• neon lights
• turbo emblem when the car is not turbo
• front windshield banners
• flea market chrome wheels
• interior parts painted to match exterior
• 4-speed automatic but has exhaust mod
• no engine mods except maybe intake
• tutone paint job
• sweaty-looking Mexican driver with sideways baseball hat, and the hat isn’t even a flat bill, usually bleached hair tips
• emphasis on sound system, usually custom speaker enclosure also color matched

Damn cuzz, look at that mun dos ass car right there. I bet he thinks everyone is staring because they like his car.

by edmsamurai May 21, 2018

Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.

The teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen

by OuiYeti October 9, 2020

do po

The police K-9s

Dang they got the do po with em’

by ugh- March 8, 2020

Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Doing an Oscar

Either buying Needless gifts or making yourself look like you are doing good where infact you are doing it for gains for yourself

Oh look at him doing an oscar (going away without his family again)

by Binman25 March 10, 2025