things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022

Do a Samin

To declare a winner when it is not someone's right to do so.

Seeing a reasonable punch in a boxing match, the announcer did a Samin and declared a winner. He was surprised later to see the judges did not share his opinion. Present tense is: Do a Samin.

by Louis Panama November 7, 2007

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

.....To If Hellstrom Can Not Hear, Do Not Listen To.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Because I DO know

And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.

Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

do the do

To do something, anything. The phrasing is intended to be as vague as possible.
Usually used within the context of "the thing I/We need to do".

It's past lunch, if I don't do the do now I'll regret it later.

The car's outside. Shall we do the do?

by anonymous August 9, 2023

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

Do a Harry

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.

Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.

Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.

by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017