The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
by Hocarim May 27, 2022
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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 09, 2024
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reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008
"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said
by Jer Nig September 13, 2019
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Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.
I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes
by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019
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Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
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