The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.
by Erdles January 17, 2006
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by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020
by SW3518 November 30, 2010
When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
by Christinelovesitupthearse July 16, 2015
One juicy boy. You squeeze him and get an ounce of modder juice, very valuable, very juicy. Most voluptuous thighs in town. Defintion of perfect.
by jackmodderfan123 September 04, 2021