WTF

This variant of the popular "WTF" acronym stands for "What were The Facts". It's a polite alternative definition, for those offended by the "F" word.

I can believe that happened to you WTF!

by Franklin Norman Stein June 28, 2016

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

WTF

Wednesday Thursday Friday

Sunday Monday Tuesday WTF Saturday.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

WTF

How to get banned off a fucking Minecraft server. Typing this word into ur chat will automatically permanently ban you from any Minecraft server full of prepubescent dicks referred to as “admins”

Person 1: WTF I just waisted 12 hours of grinding on this role play server to buy a plot of land that is 3 by 3 blocks wide!

Admin (probably squeaker) ur getting banned for inappropriate language

by TheBigNig69 February 1, 2019

WTF

WTF:Where's the food?
WTF: Welcome to Facebook

WTF:What The fuck

(WTF)

by Unicornpeachymajestic June 26, 2016

WTF

What The Fuck

Azuntae WTF are you doing??

by Bae to fly August 7, 2016

WTF

You could say it means: Where’s the food? Wow, that’s fantastic! Or Where’s the frog?

Child: Mom, WTF?
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Child: Mom, chill… I was just trying to say Where’s the food? I’m hungry… I learnt it from the urban dictionary.

by Chris_schreech-owl_Banana December 6, 2021