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Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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Salad lad

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;
by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020
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Gym lad

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019
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Lad

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.
by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022
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Lad

A King. A Legend.

Lad is the coolest guy you know. Everyone wants to be like him. He's so cool he barely uses full sentences. He also wheezes. We love a wheezing King.
I wish Lad was my best friend!

Lad is who want to be, but can't.
by Samy97 August 29, 2018
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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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