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whistling wookiee

When you shave off your cummy pubes on to your partners asshole and press them on into the shape of a wookiee, then proceed to do it in the butt until she/he farts.
Phil:After eating bean burritos while watching a star wars me and my gf decided to have anal. Needless to say I gave her a whistling wookiee. Steve: Ewww that's gross man.
by tater-salad69 December 7, 2014
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Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025
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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023
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Clit Whistle

I went down on a woman and after licking her clit whistle to orgasm, I then I started Sucking her clit whistle hard and she squirted on my face.
by Swinghaven June 12, 2022
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twist the whistle

Smoking "crack"and/or "meth" ..methamphetamine from a glass pipe. While working as a firefighter/paramedic I asked a patient if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol? He replied I "twisted the whistle" a few times today. I replied with... "twist the whistle"? He further replied... yeah you know smoke crack! "Twist the whistle, twist-ed, twist-ing".
I got my hands on some blue, do you want to "twist the whistle"?
by firedik December 24, 2016
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10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one
by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025
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