shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

by cwminor January 28, 2018

Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

scum whale

the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .

drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good

scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing

by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009

The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!

Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!

by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010

Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.

Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.

by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016