Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

protest warrior

A group of both liberals and conservatives who fight against slanderous protests, such as the claim that this war in Iraq is illegal and unjust. Often seen armed with permits, video cameras, and sarcastic signs to protest the real lies being fed to otherwise uninformed people. Peace groups being infiltrated are often harrasing the members of the Protest Warriors, seeing them as a threat to debunking their lies.

A Protest Warrior group went to a Halliburton protest where several PW members were attacked unprovoked, including one being pushed in front of a moving car.

by Black_Viper December 28, 2005

Enigmatic Warrior

Warriors known for their mastery of all weapons and all fighting forms have become known as 'Enigmatic Warriors'. They are bad-asses who do whatever they please because they can. If an Enigmatic Warrior were to wear a bunny costume, that bunny costume would then become the coolest costume. ever. The name of Enigmatic Warriors tend to be Matt and Tom due to the awesomeness of Matts and Toms around the world.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that movie when that one guy beats the asses of like, 500 guys?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he fought like and Enigmatic Warrior.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

Warrior Run

We live in butthumps no where and we love lifted trucks and midgets cause that's all the middle school is and we're overrun by cows and horses go figure

Warrior run more like running from the bull that escaped the fence for the billionth time

by Wetdogfarts February 4, 2020

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

Girth Warrior

The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.

"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.

by Throatbaby November 19, 2020

Warrior Soup

The clot-speckled water that was used to boil a menstrual cup.

My husband used to sneak into the kitchen to taste whatever I was cooking for supper, but he stopped after the first time I sterilized my DivaCup. Apparently he's not a fan of warrior soup.

by hurricane_latrina September 18, 2019