Wanker Hands

Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.
Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.
by the_riveria_kid December 09, 2010
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Bloody Wanker

A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?
by Mrs Pants April 06, 2010
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Porsche wanker

Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise
Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....
by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016
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Cunting Wankers

British term for Americans and America in general.
by AnonFuckers January 10, 2009
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FANNY WANKER

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
by Joey February 16, 2005
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Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.
Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker
by ChrisEarlson January 06, 2008
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wanker

still unclear of true meaning...
by matt miller November 17, 2002
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