Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.
by the_riveria_kid December 09, 2010
A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.
"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.
The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.
The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
by Mrs Pants April 06, 2010
Someone whose life revolves around their Porsche. They go out wearing a Porsche hat, has a Porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps Porsche. Does not have a girlfriend but refers to the Porsche as The wife. Tells friends that the Porsche is The Starship Enterprise
Hey, I'm off out for a blast with the wife in The Enterprise. Yes I'm a Porsche Wanker. Beep beep. Wroooom....
by Anonanon555 July 28, 2016
by AnonFuckers January 10, 2009
by Joey February 16, 2005
Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.
Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker
by ChrisEarlson January 06, 2008
Any group of soulless assholes who indulge in the wearing of eye liner, listening to emo and believinhg themselves to be cool
by Burrett June 25, 2005