The Frog's Uncle

The act of squishing one's balls against a glass surface
like a car windscreen or a sliding door

look Dwayne has passed out in his car, lets give him the frog's uncle.

by Anje September 22, 2005

Favorite Uncle

Your uncle that comes over when mom and dad went on vacation leaving you home alone. He sleeps with you in your bed and tickles you while your sleeping. He buys you whatever you want and takes you to fun places because you sleep in the bed with him and do what he asks ;) He is often referred to as your Gary.

My Favorite Uncle is coming over this weekend, I wonder what we are gonna do ;)?

Sorry I cant hangout this weekend my Favorite Uncle is coming over this and I want new airpods.

by Favorite Uncle Fucker November 9, 2019

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

by Mehro March 29, 2005

Uncle Ron

A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.

That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
uncle tom sell out cult tom cruise scientology anonymous idiot sucker scam xenu

by wordupsucker March 11, 2010

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

Creepy uncle

Someone who is overly friendly and complementary. Usually goes by the name Casey.

Hey it's your good ol' uncle... CREEPY UNCLE

by ApesHospice November 24, 2019

Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010