Twitter language

The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang

Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.

by SuperGoat636 April 7, 2021

TB Twister

When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.

I stopped working out with Frank after I saw him crank off a TB twister in the locker room.

by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

mad twatter

A girl who craves to give it up very easily, very often slightly psychotic.

"Did you see Jess in the club the other night with those guys?? She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's a mad twatter."

by Tall Slut May 14, 2006

Twitterection

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.

EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"

by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

Deep Web Twitter

The deep web version of Twitter. If you are not into child pornography, don't ever in your life go there. Following someone on that site, most probably, leads to you to some disturbing scat child porn or rape. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to end up in prison.

I went to Deep Web Twitter... I made a huge mistake.

by thatGu December 30, 2014

Twite

Twite is not a word. It isnt even real slang. A couple of slow friends of mine thought that is what British people say as a statement of agreement. It does not mean ANYTHING and you sound like a complete ass when you use it.

Also, people might think you are calling them a twat. Another reason not to use it.

"Man that movie was sweet"
"Twite"
"...What the Hell did you call me"
"Nothing I just said twite!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT"
"...Twite?"
"I hate you."

by Fraser91 January 22, 2008

Hershey Twister

The act of "chilidogging" a person, and the person eats the feces off their chest and begins to "snowball" with the other person and the other partner then "feltches" the remaining feces on the other persons chest into their anus and then "alabama hotpockets" the person with the feces.

Giovanni was feeling quite kinky so he gave his girlfriend a Hershey Twister.

by Campbells June 28, 2006