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Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
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Turkish Freepainters

a type of oddly patriotic people mostly from Turkiye that freepaint all over the map in nations roleplay 2
you know these odd turkish freepainters?
by justablueperson October 21, 2023
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Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
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turkish dagger

when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em
I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger
by MakeEnumsGreatAgain March 20, 2020
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turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
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Full Turkish blood

War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.
Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah

Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025
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Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024
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