by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024
Get the Estranged Turkish Turtleshellmug. Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.
by Mr413 July 15, 2021
Get the Turkish Coupmug. Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Tusslemug. when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history
- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
by Равим September 12, 2021
Get the Turkish ninjamug. The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
by PParker July 7, 2017
Get the turkish camelback ridemug. A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.
Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.
by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025
Get the Turkish Delightmug. Or simply, TDS.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018
Get the Turkish Derangement Syndromemug.