In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
Get the touching tubesmug. When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
by Deadiac June 26, 2016
Get the The Casper Touchmug. The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
Get the touch the tablemug. Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.
Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"
"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"
"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"
"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019
Get the touch bubblemug. The “Shoulder Touch” is a flirty action, scientifically proven as Aaron said. You put your hand on a woman’s shoulder and seductively say “Hey”.
“You know about the shoulder touch?”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
“Of course I do, but uhh tell me anyway.”
“Tomorrow, find that girl, and walk up to her and be like: Hey.”
“You serious Uncle Aaron?”
“I’m telling you man it’s science.”
by zestyfr July 9, 2023
Get the Shoulder Touchmug. "Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."
"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018
Get the A Touch of Churchmug. by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009
Get the touch-explosivesmug.