ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011

steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

by irondeath March 9, 2017

kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 March 27, 2016

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Philly Sleaze Steak

Someone from Philadelphia or the surrounding area whose vagina resembles a loose meat Philly sub sandwich

Her vagine ain’t clean and looks like a Philly sleaze steak

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Steak

egg

steak is eg

by U th ly December 7, 2023