dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 11, 2017

Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery

I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there

by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.

My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting

by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017

taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

by RDE delco December 31, 2008

Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.

John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."

by boswok October 16, 2009

taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006