whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense

hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

by crazychick10 December 10, 2010

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner

The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.

Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!

by Future service member November 3, 2017

Driving the truck to Jersey

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

[to hold down the fork]

used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.

At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork

by JuliaTala October 18, 2008