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phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.
His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.
by B2316 April 5, 2016
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Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups
As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.
by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021
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nit-wit

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.
I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.
when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"
by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010
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Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.
Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.
by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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